Season 5

Unhappily Ever After

Season 5

Sep 13, 1998 22 episodes

Episodes

Episode 1

X-Happily Ever After

Sep 13, 1998 30 min

Ryan and Tiffany investigate about the dancing baby conspiracy in a parody of The X-Files.

Episode 2

Feline Alright

Sep 20, 1998 30 min

Tiffany gets angry when she must run errands for A. Cyril Studebaker, her literatue teacher, to get an A.

Episode 3

Basketball... Again?

Sep 27, 1998 30 min

After being fouled out in a game of basketball by a girl, Ryan decides to prove that men are better than women in basketball.

Episode 4

A Movie Show

Oct 04, 1998 30 min

Tiffany is annoyed when Jerome, her sensitive boyfriend, won't stand up to rude people at a movie.

Episode 5

Love Letters

Oct 11, 1998 30 min

Tiffany's love letters to Jacques, her European boyfriend, end up in Barbara's hands. Meanwhile, Mr. Floppy holds a phone vote to decide if he should stay with Drew Barrymore.

Episode 6

I Know What You Did in the Closet

Oct 25, 1998 30 min

After Tiffany remembers Ryan locking her in a closet ten years before, Tiffany makes phone calls to Ryan telling him to beware of the closet monster. Ryan finds Jack, Barbara, and Ross dead and suspects Tiffany.

Episode 7

Ross' IQ

Nov 01, 1998 30 min

Ryan and Tiffany sign as Ross's parents for him to retake his IQ test, after he gets an average score of 100.

Episode 8

The Fencing Show

Nov 08, 1998 30 min

Tiffany faces off against Barbara in a fencing competition so she can get a good job.

Episode 9

Smart and Stupid

Nov 15, 1998 30 min

To get money for the cable bill, the family goes on the game show Smart and Stupid, but Tiffany tells Barbara she looked fat and stupid on TV.

Episode 10

The Silver Rule

Nov 22, 1998 30 min

Elliot, the school newspaper editor, sues Tiffany for sexual harassment when she tries to get him a front page story. Ryan gets to take over the horoscopes in the school paper.

Episode 11

Secrets

Dec 13, 1998 30 min

Ryan tells Tiffany he slept with Penny, a girl she hates, but Tiffany has trouble keeping it a secret.

Episode 12

Royal Flush

Jan 10, 1999 30 min

Jack sells expensive toilets illegally so Ryan and Tiffany can buy a Porsche.

Episode 13

Taffy's Boy

Jan 17, 1999 30 min

A rich, overwight girl named Taffy has a crush on Ryan, so he dates her for her money.

Episode 14

Tiffany's Big Break

Jan 24, 1999 30 min

Episode 15

I Never Dunked for My Father

Feb 07, 1999 30 min

Jack doesn't want to compete in a father-son basketball tournament with ross, so he has Ryan pretend to be Ross. Meanwhile, Tiffany and Barbara have Ross help them bake a cake for the homeless food drive, so that he will be distracted when Jack goes for the tournament.

Episode 16

Sex & Violins

Feb 14, 1999 30 min

While Tiffany and Barbara write up their applications for college, Tiffany makes a lie about knowing how to play the violin, but finds out that she has to play even though she doesn't really know how.

Episode 17

Tiffany Burger

Feb 21, 1999 30 min

Jimbo, a fast food millionaire with a burger joint, hires Ryan only to try and win Tiffany's heart by making a burger called the Tiffany Burger.

Episode 18

The Perfect Guy

Feb 28, 1999 30 min

While dating a guy, Tiffany decides that he might be the one to lose her virginity to, but then Barbara gets in the way.

Episode 19

Date to Win

May 02, 1999 30 min

Tiffany decides to help Ryan try and win over Barbara.

Episode 20

The Artist and the Con Artist

May 09, 1999 30 min

Tiffany has to paint a picture for art class, but gets them mixed up with Ryan's and starts to be a success, but feels bad about using his work for success.

Episode 21

Tiffany Tutors the Teachers

May 16, 1999 30 min

When finding out that all the teachers in her school didn't pass an exam for teaching, Tiffany is worried that all her years at Northridge Junior College will be worth nothing for Harvard. So she decides to teach her teachers so that they can pass the exam before it is too late.

Episode 22

Le Morte D'Floppy

May 23, 1999 30 min

In the final episode, Tiffany is finally accepted into Harvard but without financial aid. To get enough money for Tiffany, he becomes a successful used car salesman and soon moves up to selling new cars and cars to celebrities. But Mr. Floppy dies because Jack is so caught up in his work, he won't pay attention to him. But drinking beer with Jak brings Floppy back.